Every East/West Bowl Ever - Key & Peele
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- Опубликовано: 29 сен 2024
- Get into the full spirit of the East/West College Bowl with an introduction to every single player as well as both teams’ raps.
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Key & Peele showcases the fearless wit of stars Keegan-Michael Key and Jordan Peele as the duo takes on everything from "Gremlins 2" to systemic racism. With an array of sketches as wide-reaching as they are cringingly accurate, the pair has created a bevy of classic characters, including Wendell, the players of the East/West Bowl and President Obama's Anger Translator.
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The rogue Dan Smith caught me off guard.
Best part of that joke is that BYU is the Mormon college.
Sean McNew they are all either whiter than white, or Polynesians.
you mean rogue. rouge is makeup
@@seanmcnew18 ♡
he wasn't red, wasn't even wearing red.
I’m glade to see A.A RON BALAKY is embracing his name
I think its pronounced Aaron Blake.
@@matth3w2002 that's what he said
I love that he was thr only one that went to a historically black college too. Nice touch
I don't want to be racist here but... did anyone think AA Ron and Dan Smith looked the same?
@@matth3w2002 You must be outta your god damn mind.
Producer: How many wigs do you need?
Key & Peele: Yes.
Dee1G yes
😅😅😅😅
Jackmerius Tacktheratrix will NEVER fail to make laugh. They start to get sorta silly but it isn’t until that one that we learn where this going, and I willingly go every time.
Facts that’s my favorite one lol I watch this video for that one lol
Will never not be funny 😅
And Xmus Jaxon Flaxon-Waxon Lmao 😂
Jackmerius, DeSquarius, Javarison Lamar,
Flaxon-Waxon plays the sax and D'Marcus plays guitar
@@RatPfink66 L'carpetron Dookmariot i love the ball so much i wanna marry it
had me dyingggggg
The Player Formerly Known as Mousecop gets me every time.
The player formerly known as Mousecop, ya gotta say the whole damn thing.
@@iankelley4631, you’re right. I fixed it. I need to give the name the proper respect.
"It's like a tribe called quest"
@@iankelley4631like a pimp named slick back
MU goes hard fr
Beyond the names, I love hearing all the accents they came up with.
Not one character sounds the same🤣
😂😂😂 so many accents!!
@@kevinhyatt6901 Faaaaartreeel Cluggins
Don't forget the hairstyles!
Same🤣
Dan Smith sounds like he grew up from the really hard parts of the Mormon ghetto.
This should have more likes!
I think that’s because Jordan is voicing over him😂
Wonder if He Lives on the 7th Floor of His Dorm?
THANK GOD!!! I Thought No One Would Get the Reference
The mormon ghetto is called the Mhetto, pronouced like Meadow.
I'm so glad i went to college with Decatholac Mango,the guy was the sweetest human soul on earth,seeing here was such a big surprise,i hope he's doing well now
Being a Utahn, "Dan Smith, BYU" cracks me up every time
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@@gloriouschungus5602 because ( having lived in Utah) I can say that I know a Dan Smith from BYU.
Lol me too
@@gloriouschungus5602 they're from Utah where a lot of white people/Mormons live
One of my best friends is a Utahn from BYU, and that always cracks us both up 😂
“Ny’Quillius Dillwad. LSU”
Geaux MF Tigers! 😂😂😂
“The player formally known… as mousecop” kills me every time lmao
I like how none of these are quite as absurd as D'Brickashaw Ferguson.
Not even Oz'mataz Buckshank?
You know that’s how this shit began? (What Key and Peele said at least)
Jackmerius Tacktheritrix?
D'Jasper Probincrux III?
L'Carpetron Dookmarriot?
Xmus Jaxon Flaxon-Waxon?
Decatholac Mango?
D'Pez Poopsie?
_Cartoons Plural?_
_Jammie Jammie-Jammie?_
*ALSO EVERY. SINGLE. WEST PLAYER IN THE VIDEO!!*
No way D'Brickashaw Ferguson is more absurd than Dan Smith from BYU😂
This is like a videogame where you create a buncha funny ass random characters with goofy names roflmao
My favourites:
Eqqsquizitine Bublé Schwinslow
L’Carpetron Dookmarriot
Coznesster Smiff
Ozamataz Buckshank
The way he says buble schwinslow takes me out lol
And donkey teeth
what kind of parents name their kid dan smith
The Smiths
Maybe it's short for Danforth Smith&Wesson.
Dont reply it is a rhetorical question
The worst kind
Lo and behold, we now have an actual player on Alabama named “Kool-Aid McKinstry.” His mom must’ve watched these East/West Bowl skits! 😂
I just can't get over Harvard University's facial hair
hahahahaha lol same the circle around his mouth
I love how after the first two, they're all insane in different ways. D'Isiah T. Billings-Clyde isn't that weird name, but Jordan's delivery on "Clyyyyde" just destroys me, even though I've known guys who talk like that only semi-ironically. It's a cool shift right after Jackmerius Tacktheritrix, who seems totally normal *apart* from the name. I also love how with several of them, it's just, "Oh, this is just Keegan Michael Key being himself"
Davoin Shower-Handel bouta be president if he be runnin
I think that “Dahisyorus Lamystorius” is gonna go off tonight
Heretic Goose hes going to mars
Dan Smith murdered that joint
"Welcome to the job, group Mister..."
"Plural. Cartoons Plural"
They had an A A ron Balakay reference and I’m so happy.
Our state attorney general is named Aaron. No one calls him that.
The player shower handler is my favorite
I heard A. A. RON is going for his third ring this season.
Everytime they did this segment I was expecting to see my name pop up.
Crap.... they could do a whole skit on your name!
The thing I love the most about this is that A.A. Ron went to Morehouse 😂
Now we know how Dan Smith gets respect in BYU... He dropped them bars.
I forgot about "navy surplus store"🤣🤣😂
The side shot pics are hilarious 😭
YOOOOO! I had the same history class with EEEEE EEEEEEEEEE at SDSU! Damn. Happy he made it this far in his sports career. He was actually really smart when it came to history, but I guess his heart was set on sports. Cool guy he was.
6:38 Nobody pointing out that Morehouse is a HBCU 😂
Bismo Funyuns is a certified hood classic
Yesssss
My face hurts!! 😂😂😂
I love the sparkle in that one "announcer's" eyes when they cut back to them, like he's been watching the previous player "profiles" and is barely containing his laughter.
What kind of weird name is Dan Smith
3:19
A. A. Ron Blakay. Thank you! Finally got the name right
Fudge is my favorite. Such a free spirit. Followed by Demarius Tacktheratrix and Torque [Construction Noise] Lewith from Nevada State…Penitentiary
Dan Smith: Makes play
Announcer: tf you say that dude’s name?
6:04 They sent their son Harvard University to DeVry University!
Dravrah University, actually.
This will always be funny 🤣 Can't say why, but I think Squeeeeeps might be my fav
I think it's the pitch change for me lmao
@@cx2900 Seriously!! Bahaha its SO good
Who here had already watched this video but watching it again anyways ?
Fudge... 350 pound running back 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
L’Carpetron Dookmarriot representing FAU go owls 🦉 🔴🔵
I really like Quatro Quatro, I need to get his jersey.
That's actually a pretty cool name
4 4
This is that meme where the black guys surrounding the white girl
Lol!
Almost all of the names are hilarious, but Ozamataz Buckshank wins the alliteration prize. So many things to rhyme with Ozamataz.
The way the commentators look at each other tho
Man who says Mormons got no rhythm, the BYU boy got bars
“God” “homeee schooooled”😂😂
Jaxon Flaxon Waxon. 😂
1:16 What a long name
Get a cackle every time:
"D'Squarius Green Junior"
"HINGLE MCCRINGLEBERRY"
"XMUSJAXONFLAXONWAXON"
"..ADAM STATE"
Keegan's eyes as Nyquillis Dillwad
"gOoLiUs bOoZlEr... tHe U"
Dahistorious Lamistorious
Jordan's delivery as a Hawaiian
"Harvard University.. DeVry University"
"Swirvithan L'goodling-Splatt" lol
I lost my shit with the university of Hawaii
OMG this is hilarious. THANK you for making it.
One day these boys will go pro and play along side names like Tripecker Floam, Party Machine, Carlton The Seeker and Rorschach TockTock.
"Dan Smith, BYU" LOL!
After college EEEEEE-EEEEEEE-EEEEEE played for the Dolphins .
I went to school with a kid who legally changed his name to Legs Brown-shoes Motumbo after he graduated (with extremely high marks). He changed it to something else crazy a couple of years later.
Xmus Jaxon Flaxon-Waxon lololol 😂
people are saying that the torque one is the least funny one but when he said penitentiary it made it really funny for me tho
Javaris Jamar Javarison-Lamar 😂😂😂 is by far the 🐐
X-wing @alicousnes killed me... 🤣🤣🤣
Hingle McCringleberry was the first jersey I ever bought
The say you can't spell the west without the est (east) 😂
It will be funny if the announcers say the construction name too hahaha
Maybe it's a southern thing but D'Jasper Probincrux the 3rd is super funny to me!!!
California university of Pennsylvania... 😂😅😂
I would love if D’squarius green jr came to the Irish
We All Need to Thank D'Brickishaw Ferguson for Inspiring These Classic
Dan Smith filling the Eminem role in the rap is too good 😂
My Top 20
20. D'Squarius Green, Jr.
19. Shakiraquan T.G.I.F. Carter
18. Xmus Jaxon Flaxon-Waxon
17. Coznesster Smiff
16. Jackmerius Tacktheritrix
15. Bismo Funyuns
14. D'Isiah T. Billings-Clyde
13. Quiznatodd Bidness
12. Saggitariutt Jefferspin
11. D'Pez Poopsie
10. Ibrahim Moizoos
9. Tyroil Smoochie-Wallace
8. Goolius Boozler
7. D'Glester Hardunkichud
6. Leoz Maxwell Jilliumz
5. Quackadilly Blip
4. J'Dinkalage Morgoone
3. Ozamataz Buckshank
2. Donkey Teeth
1. Davoin Shower-Handel
I’m glad to see A. A. Ron stopped being so insubordinate and Churlish
They all look like very committed college students. The future of the world is in great hands.
Dan Smith got bars!
I can't believe they hired so many people, their budget must be insane.
Ikr
Ikr, I’ve heard fudge got a lot of money. Same for Quatro Quatro
@Killa Hingle McCringleberry too, he’s up with the big shots
It’s not that expensive to get people to say a name?
Its all the same people. Michael Keegan and Jordan Peele, the creators of the show, are all those people. I can see why you thought they were all different people because their acting is amazing and their costume department is grade A. I just thought I'd let you know just so you dont sound stupid.
Just kidding
"Nevada state... penitentiary."
Underrated joke! I laughed way too hard at that one!
“Army........ Navy surplus store”
Raptor wtf are you doing here bro...
Ahahahhhha
Good educators
Fudge being a 350lbs running back will forever be hilarious to me 😆🤣
That's just Eddie Lacy.
Hes Unstoppable
The Fudge is packing for sure
Just an absolute bulldozer lol
Yo hahaha 🤣
I love how Benedict Cumberbatch is such a weird name it fits perfectly among the other made up ones 😅 Also, great to see A.A. Ron Balakay embrace the actual pronunciation of his name!
'Are you out of your Goddamn mind?'
On Between Two Ferns it’s pronounced Benadryl Cummerbund 😁
Good to see him not be so insubordinate and churlish.
do you mean Aaron Blake?
You done messed up A-A-Ron!!
Dan Smith went so hard
Imagine watching and enjoying this content like it's real humor. It's literally random asf saying weird names doesn't make someone funny. Have key and peele ever did stand up? Haven't seen them do it I'll just assume it sucked
@@darkestmuta1239 they have done stand up, and not everyone's humor is gonna be the same. So while I respect you opinion these two men have gotten famous off their humor and clearly have a loyal fan base considering how many people have and still do watch the content after all these years
Also stand up is meant to be random thats kinda the premise and this is just want of many skits its not all random dumb names the point of the skit was that their are a lot of dumb names in college football
@@darkestmuta1239 bruh what is your motivation? Is it just to click on videos and hate? I don't understand people like you.
@@darkestmuta1239 Gotta miss that dopamine huh bro
I absolutely love how they based the East teams rap on east coast rap, and the west team's rap on west coast style.
Did the east coast stop rapping in like 1991 lol
And the west in 2004?
(Not sure how old this is though)
How can you tell?
Pretty sure the east teams rap isn't really based on east coast rap or at least not what I or most people prolly think of when someone says east coast rap. It's based on the kind of rap videos that were common to sports teams throughout the 80s such as the Grabowski Shuffle that was used to promote the Chicago Bears. When someone says east coast rap I think of Notorious B.I.G., Puff Daddy, etc. That's just how it comes off to me.
What’s the difference
nerddd
I just realized that Eeeee Eeeeeee is from San Diego which has Sea World.
And is also the home of the base where the Navy did experiments with trained dolphins.
U skiped an "e" :)))
I love how Fudge represents no school, just himself
Because there is only fudge.
Fudge
Fudge plays wherever he wants week to week
@@aether13x69 😂😂
He may represent the church of fudge ┐(´ー`)┌
This is the first ad I’ve intentionally clicked on.
Lol i gave it a chance and im so happy i did. Then again so is youtube since now they have the go ahead to bombard my recommended.
Same
Same
You didn’t know what Key and Peele is?
ON GOD
TORQUE "CONSTRUCTION NOISE" LEWITH. Nevada State...penitentiary
Bruh I lost it at that point 🤣😂😅
Literally sums up the people who live here
He got a future in Raiders..🤣🤣🤣
Bruh the penitentiary at the end always get me 🤣
I thought "Just tryin' to calm the voices in my head" was good, but Dan Smith had me rolling. 🤣😂🤣😂
Dan Smith is the Bob Johnson from MST3K's Space Mutiny episode.
As a fellow Penn Stater, Hingle McCringleberry put up huge numbers in the '18 season, what an all-star.
Is his picture still there?
Good ol’ Hingle!
As a fellow inmate of Nevada state penitentiary Torque [😲 construction noise] Lewith gave Hingle McCringleberry a run for his money hahaha
Niece just graduated this December 19th, online only she was understandably 😥 sad but I'm a proud uncle
2018? The guy was in the east/west bowl in 2012 and apparently was still putting up great numbers in 2018. The guy loves college, refuses to graduate.
*Dan Smith went hard, but A.A.Ron Balakey would've smoked him*
Word he must've had 2 stay after for detention
Can you blame A.A.Ron? He had good teacher
I’m so mad I just got this like 7 years later 🤦🏾♀️
#facts
MICHAEL 😃
This is a skit that will never stop being funny for me. Timeless.
Amen, i always break at jackmerius tacteratrix lmao
for me as well. funniest skit in utube
Kinda cringe
Fr
Just saw this on my recommended had to watch it again
Who the f named their kid “Dan Smith” ?
litterally know a kid w that name
@@Unknownuser0901 can he rap
A psychopath
@@NevadaAirGuns he can try😹😹😹
Daniel isn't a bad name. At least it wasn't a painfully white B one like Blake, Brandon, Braydon, or Bryce.
Me trying to come up with my D&D character name
me as a dm trying to come up with npcs
My next character is gonna be Sequester Grundleplinth, M.D., the half-orc cleric
Wasn't EEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEE a first round draft for Miami? It's really nice to see a few years later where these awesome athletes went.
Yeah he was hired as a mascot for the Dolphins I believe
"Dan Smith"? What kind of a name is that?!
Damian cortez that’s the point lol
I see you don’t understand sarcasm
@@shinsukecorbin425 r/woooosh
@@AeroLMS Go back to reddit.
@@darkestmuta1239 just had to do it, can't miss an opportunity of someone being braindead
“Harvard University, Devry University “
Sad, your parents are cruel!
*I died when he said DeVry University 🤭🤣😆😜😝😂 then I died again when that white guy said Morehouse university 😄😅😸😜😆😝😺🤭🤣😜😝😂*
@@Spidaface666 didn't the white guy say BYU
@@patobantan420 there was another white guy that said more house university
Papa JimBatta
Why are you the way you are?
patobantan420 Wait whats BYU?
"Fudge at 350 Lbs , Was been an unstopable runningback all year." Get me every damn time
Third and four? Give Fudge the damn ball and BLOCK!
We all knew that it was gonna escalate when it came to “Jackmerius Tacktheritrix” 😁
That's my favorite
@@divinebeing2476 Mine too.
First RUclips ad I’ve ever actually wanted to watch
Ikr
Same
Lol
I feel like a frickin Mc Cringleberry asking this, but was that really an add? If yes, for what?
@@AkiroKiro seriously why would this be an ad in 2020? Its hysterical but old so idk what they'd be advertising
WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT A.A. RON BALAKAY!! Ya done messed up A.A. Ron!!!
I was coming to comments to say that 😂😂😂😂
Right?!
i remember seeing this when i was like 12 and laughing my ass off i actually clicked this because i wanted to see how old it was lol
unless this a different one
The Kay-rens won't get these jokes
Sorry
Imagine Elon Musk's son makes it into pro sports
"X Æ A-12, homeschooled"
They included Benedict Cumberbatch. I feel like if X Æ A-12 had been born when they made this skit, they might very well have included that
Adam Abrams 2:34 they already said His name my guy
I kinda like his name.
It’s pronounced Kyle.
This would be college sports not pro
Also, I doubt Elon & Grimes are gonna let their kid play sports that emphasize traditional gender roles